NO JUSTICE, NO QUICHE!
 
Martha sentenced to five months in prison and five more under house arrest.
 
Soooooo... she can do her show from her house, right?
 
She now adds her name to the list of famous people sentenced to house arrest, next to, say, Pol Pot.  Hmm.
 
Okay, can we please get back to prosecuting corporate criminals whose crimes can be measured in the billions now?