Now, this is not a value judgment in any direction. But looking at CNN.com's front page (as of 8:15 pacific time), I'm amused by the pleasant innocuousness of the lead headline:

Bin Laden tape: U.S. security depends on policy

Really!

"Clarke: U.S. security depends on policy"
"Cheney: U.S. security depends on policy"
"Paris Hilton: U.S. security depends on policy"
"Papa Smurf: Smurf Village security depends on distracting that elderly Jewish stereotype guy"

Sooooo, is Osama planning to become some sort of foreign policy bureaucrat or something? We'll have that story and more, tonight on The Beard-Guy Reports.