Okay, it's almost noon on Tuesday, it's finally time, sadly, to de-pirate-ify The Facts Machine.

I treated Talk Like a Pirate Day the way the students of UCSB treat Halloween: It lasts a few nights, and it gets kind of crazy.

Things are a bit stressful in TFM-land right now (moving), and blogging should be sporadic until, say, Thursday or Friday.

If anyone missed my extreme pirate makeover and wants to see it, I saved the template so just drop me a line and I'll switch it back for you to see. Or you can just wait a year, provided I'm still blogging.