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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

BELOW THE BELT . . . ER, ABOVE THE EYEBROW

So now the right wants us to believe that John Kerry gets botox?

This is unbelievably stupid. How I long for the good old days, when the media only gave John Kerry shit for what kind of cheese he eats.

For those who might fall for this tripe, allow me to explain...

"Before" pictures all depict Kerry with raised eyebrows.
"After" pictures all depict Kerry with his eyebrows in their usual position.

Now... go look in a mirror, and see what happens to your forehead when you raise your eyebrows.

Heck, I'm in my low-20's, and I get lines!

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