John Hinckley wants unsupervised parental visits.

A lawyer for John Hinckley Jr., the man who shot President Ronald Reagan in 1981, told a federal judge Monday his client is probably the least dangerous person on the planet and should be allowed unsupervised visits with his parents at their Virginia home.

Federal prosecutors are fighting the request, arguing in a pre-hearing memorandum last week that Hinckley, 48, cannot be trusted and would represent a danger to the community.

A doctor who has treated Hinckley over the last four years testified Monday that Hinckley's depression and psychosis -- diagnosed in the early 1980s -- are in full remission. Dr. Sidney Binks, the first of four witnesses set to testify, said Hinckley still has a narcissistic personality disorder, although it is improving.

Let him see his parents. Believe me, if there's anything out there that can cure narcissitic personality disorder, it's being stuck in a room with your parents. (heyo!)

Now let's all be good Americans, and let Ed Gillespie and the RNC decide this one. I'm sure Moonves agrees. Oy.