PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!
Installment #1 of "Stuff TFM Got From His Friend/Reader Alex"

Glory be! The Roman Catholic Church is scouring far and wide to pick a Patron Saint of the Internet.

(CNN) -- Fed up with hackers, a flood of spam and lousy connections, Italian Roman Catholics have launched a search for a patron saint of the Internet. And they hope their online poll will yield a holy Web protector by Easter.

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"Everyone needs patrons in the Kingdom of Heaven, and perhaps the Internet as a very young child needs the interventions of a saint all the more,"

Please pick me! I am the internet!

Doesn't this seem a little much to you? Maybe, on the other hand, this is the evidence that the internet has truly made it.

Well if you want to take part in the voting festivities, go here and pick your saint! If you're not Catholic, still check it out, but I hope you enjoy your stay in Hell. Hehehe jk.