From Neal Pollack, some interesting tidbits about Groundhog Day that may have escaped you. Among other things:

If he stands up on his hind legs, it means we will have to sit through another season of "Frasier."

If he looks us directly in the eye, it means we have to get on with our lives and accept that Ben and J-Lo really are in love.

And if he brings his paws to his ears, then like omigod! His Nokia is down to only one bar!

Anyway...