DEFINITELY NOT VEGETARIAN

From the hardworkin peeps at BuzzFlash, here are some suggested recipies for ChickenHawk Salad!

An example:

ChickenHawk Salad:

Dice up a bush (Jeb or Dubya brand)
add a few Limpballs (for a real Rush)
add only the right wings of a chicken
add 5 Dick Cheney small heart shaped onions
do Not use Johnny Ashcroft croutons that are shaped like boobs.
add some Scalia scallions
If you are a Wiccan (eye of a (G)newt.
For dressing use Rumsfeld rum sparingly.
Sprinkle with crushed pretzels and enjoy!

hehehe.

These may be hard to swallow. Almost as hard as the case for war as of this typing.