Laptop went into septic shock last night. It sounds like a John Deere riding mower. And I was halfway through recording a song, damnit.

Using emergency 3rd-string Clinton-era computer at the moment. Not very efficient for blogging, so don't expect much.

In the meantime, here's your homework assignment, class:

Provide a proof of Intelligent Design, using...

1) Wisdom teeth.

2) The funny bone.

Back soon, hopefully.