The Facts Machine

"And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide"

Friday, November 19, 2004

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's COOOLD out there today."

"It's cold out there everyday. What is this- Miami Beach?"

"Not hardly. And you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, blizzard thing-"

"That 'blizzard thing?' Oh, here's the report: the National Weather Service is calling for a big blizzard thing."

"Yes they are, but there's another reason today is very special-"

"Especially cold-"

"Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips-"

"Chapped lips-"

"On their chapped lips, right-Do you think Phil's going to come out and see his shadow?"

"Punxsutawney Phil."

"That's right, rodent lovers, it's Groundhog Day!"


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