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Polls open on the east coast in a little over 30 hours. Yikes! Okay, so there's been early voting for a while now, but there's nothing like the day-of, man.

Tomorrow, look for my official endorsement for President (duh), California Senator (double-duh) and Goleta School Board (why hello there). Plus, be on the lookout for my guide to California's full slate of ballot initiatives. Yay ballot initiatives: Just one more way to tie Arnold's hands, and the women of California must be thankful for that!

On election day, I will be doing doorknob-hangings with Campus Dems at 5:30 in the freaking morning. Exciting!

One last question for the masses: What has been the funniest thing to come out the 2004 campaign? The JibJab video? The love-practicing OB-GYN's? The foul-mouthed CNN producer during the balloon drop? The wolves? Yeeaarrgghh? The twins at the convention? Alexandra Kerry's choice of evening-wear? When Bush strangled that Ashley girl in broad daylight?

My money's on The Poor Man's parody of Bush-Cheney's "Muhammad Horton" ad. (warning: not suitable to everyone's tastes)