LOOK OVER THERE, TERESA "LOOTED" THE COOLER!

In news that matters,

The Iraqi interim government has warned the United States and international nuclear inspectors that nearly 380 tons of powerful conventional explosives - used to demolish buildings, make missile warheads and detonate nuclear weapons - are missing from one of Iraq's most sensitive former military installations.

The huge facility, called Al Qaqaa, was supposed to be under American military control but is now a no man's land, still picked over by looters as recently as Sunday. United Nations weapons inspectors had monitored the explosives for many years, but White House and Pentagon officials acknowledge that the explosives vanished sometime after the American-led invasion last year.

But look on the bright side: We secured the oil ministries!

More here including news from The Nelson Report that the Department of Defense told the Iraqis not to tell the IAEA about the missing explosives... you know, which may have been used to, oh I don't know, blow up American troops and Iraqis.