YOU MEAN, THAT'S IT?

You guys on the right mean to tell me that this is what you've all be so excited about for the past 36 hours?

Puhh-leeeeze!

This seems like a reasonable explanation to me.

Looks like a James Lee Witt hail mary to me. Not only is it not going to work, it's just silly. The 'October surprise' version of those cute little puppies. Aww!

UPDATE: Ezra puts things in perspective.