THE GORE TEST

Dear Republicans,

If any of you simultaneously hold the opinions that

1) Al Gore has shown himself to have broken down mentally through his recent speeches, and
2) Zell Miller was decent, genuine, and just simply passionate on Wednesday night

then I don't have to listen to anything you say, ever again.

Love,

Brendan

P.S. That definitely goes for James Taranto, who's been at the leading edge of this whole "Al Gore has gone mad!" nonsense. He sure seems awfully apologetic. If Gore had made that same speech but about Bush, then... well you get the idea.

(This post inspired by tonight's Daily Show. McCain was the guest, and his comment was "did Kerry shoot his dog?")