Via TBogg, here's a nice lil toy to help you pass the next few minutes of your life: Give Bush a new face. (TFM suggests a combination of "comb-over", "dreaming", and "unshaven". Or just press the "random" button for instant hilarity.)

I'm sure something similar could be done for Big John, but if I had to guess, contorting his face would just end up making him look like the "Chosen One" from one of the great films of the early 3rd millenium, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist



"That's a lotta nuts!"