EXIT POLLS

Slate's Jack Shafer has them. Click at your own risk, if you have yet to vote today, and you're one of those impressionable, anti-democratic types who responds to success. Shame on you.

I'll only give away one bit: Exit polls show that the Vermont primary will probably go to you-know-who. Guess he had to quit to win. Of course, if Dean made television ads anything like those of South Dakota congressional candidate Stephanie Herseth, he might still be around.