DISAPPOINTED, BUT NOT PARTICULARLY SURPRISED

It appears that Barry Bonds did indeed get steroids.

San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds, New York Yankees stars Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield and three other major league baseball players received steroids from a Burlingame nutritional supplement lab, federal investigators were told.

The baseball stars allegedly got the illegal performance-enhancing drugs from the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative through Greg Anderson, Bonds' personal weight trainer and longtime friend, according to information furnished the government and shared with The Chronicle.

In addition to Bonds, Giambi and Sheffield, the other baseball players said to have received steroids from BALCO via Anderson were two former Giants, outfielder Marvin Benard and catcher Benito Santiago, and a former A's second baseman, Randy Velarde.

Marvin Benard? Randy Velarde!?!? Haha, a lot of good that did. Are they in trouble if they took the drugs but they didn't actually enhance their performance?

And on top of that, Barry received HGH.

Oh no... what's happening to Barry?

"BARRY MAAAAAD!"

"BARRY SMAAAASSHH!!!"

Uh oh.