Dean's Sooo Hot

from smijer.blogspot.com:

Why Al Is Doing It

The real truth emerged approximately one tenth of a second after news broke that Al Gore will be endorsing Howard Dean. It emerged simultaneously on tens of thousands of blogs, and on talk shows across the 386 available television channels. And here I am to sum it up for you. Gore chose to endorse Dean because:


1. He's gunning to run against Bush in 2008

2. He wants to find out what the Vice Presidency would be like

3. Make that Secretary of State

4. He's heading off the draft Hillary movement

5. He's working for Hillary

6. He's taking a jab at the DLC

7. He's working for the DLC

8. He's trying to force the hand of the Clintons

9. The Clintons forced his hand

10. He's running in 2012

11. Hillary's running in 2012

12. He thinks Wesley Clark is too stiff


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