Roger Ailes -- the good one -- gives us this hilarious exchange from Hardball between Screamer Matthews and gun-rights advocate John Lott, on the idea of teachers taking guns to class with them:

[CHRIS] MATTHEWS: It could happen-teacher is at the blackboard chalking up some math lesson, kid runs up real fast, grabs it out of her drawer, he knows it’s there.

[JOHN] LOTT: It’s not going to be in her drawer.

MATTHEWS: Where would it be?

LOTT: It would be on her in some way.

LEAR: How does a teacher in a summer dress carry a gun on her?

LOTT: You can carry it inside your thigh. There’s lot of places you can carry it where somebody is not going to see where it is.

Hmm...


("I was just wondering
where you hide your firearm")