The Facts Machine

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Sunday, May 11, 2003

THIS JUST IN: WE GIVE UP

Our weapons task force is packing up and leaving Iraq, unable to locate a darn shred of proof of WMD's.

AND

We're offering a reward to Iraqis for WMD information. Yeah, that worked so well with Bin Laden.

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