TRES CUTE

DeLong (linking to Jack Balkin), in a sentiment I've voiced on this very blog, chimes in with this cute joke couplet:

#1
American to Frenchman: "Do you speak German?"
Frenchman: "No."
American: "You're welcome."

#2
Frenchman to American: "Are you a subject of Her Majesty Elizabeth II?
American: "No."
Frenchman: "You're welcome."

Heh.