WELL, HE'S EVIL, BUT...

Yeah, Saddam Hussein is an evil man, etc.

BUT,

...judging by his pre-recorded speech on CNN just now, he could get a job making bumper-stickers right here in America! Two highlights were the phrases

"Criminal Jr. Bush"

and

"Bush the careless underestimated your values"

It was a spot-translation, and there are a lot of nuances to Arabic, so who knows if the translator was 100% accurate. One wonders if Saddam was getting a joke in, meaning to say "misunderestimated". Hehehe.

Anyway, apparently we tried to kill him with some pinpointed missiles a couple of hours ago. No word yet on whether it was successful, but didn't Republicans criticize Clinton for trying to do the exact same thing with Bin Laden in 1998?

Speaking of which, where is that guy...