SAM: They're going to tell stories about you. Frodo the Incredibly Cute.

It took me chance and a couple of months, but I found one. For your laugh-ass-off pleasure, enjoy this Two Towers parody. Including:

EOWYN: Hal-lo, handsome!

ARAGORN: Hi. You handle pointy things very well.

EOWYN: Yes. My only fear is dying a virgin. Hint, hint.

ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let's move along.

Odds are you've already seen it. I don't know. Anyway, enjoy!