THE NEXT TIME GEORGE AND PERVEZ MEET...
Bush has two options for the next time he talks to Pakistani leader Pervez Musharraf.
1) "Yes, Pervez, we're about to launch a pre-emptive war, but that doesn't mean you get to start one with India, even if you think they could be a threat somewhere down the line . . . hmm I like that rationale . . . butbut NO! NO! We can't allow you to do that. (besides, how much oil could India have? heh heh)"
2) "Yes, Pervez, we're about to luanch a pre-emptive war, this is the new paradigm, get used to it"
Problem with #1: That would mean the rules of war would apply to everyone except us. Nothing new for Bush of course. The rules of college admissions, of exemption from fighting in 'nam, of selling stock, of receiving plum oil contracts in the mideast, and even of national elections have never applied to the boy king.
Problem with #2: That would mean byebye for the Taj Mahal. Thanks George!
Bush has two options for the next time he talks to Pakistani leader Pervez Musharraf.
1) "Yes, Pervez, we're about to launch a pre-emptive war, but that doesn't mean you get to start one with India, even if you think they could be a threat somewhere down the line . . . hmm I like that rationale . . . butbut NO! NO! We can't allow you to do that. (besides, how much oil could India have? heh heh)"
2) "Yes, Pervez, we're about to luanch a pre-emptive war, this is the new paradigm, get used to it"
Problem with #1: That would mean the rules of war would apply to everyone except us. Nothing new for Bush of course. The rules of college admissions, of exemption from fighting in 'nam, of selling stock, of receiving plum oil contracts in the mideast, and even of national elections have never applied to the boy king.
Problem with #2: That would mean byebye for the Taj Mahal. Thanks George!
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