LE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

(thanks to patrick for the link)

Feast your eyes upon (or avert them from) FranceSucks.com.

The first thing you should do after arriving at the laugh-a-second site is to hit Control-F and search for the word "lafayette". Once you notice that such a search bears no fruit, scroll down and commence laughing.

Their boycott list is also very entertaining, for among other things the cognitive dissonance it inspires...

-They want us to boycott the Jerry Springer Show, but aren't the sort of redneck hicks who'd boycott France the exact demographic that not only watches Jerry but appears as guests on the show!?!?

-They want us to boycott Smart & Final. But they run ads during Rush Limbaugh! Does . . . not . . . compute!

-They want us to boycott Vivendi-Universal. Gee, don't they employ a country artist or two?

-Motown. Something tells me the average France-boycotter was already doing that...

-As for Jameson, Seagram's, Wild Turkey and Motel 6, you can make up your own joke.