YEAH RIGHT, AND ARAFAT AND SHARON ARE GONNA VACATION TOGETHER TOO

On the heels of the Led Zeppelin reunion and tour rumors, we hear that Simon & Garfunkel are in negotiations to tour together again, for the first time in . . . well, a while.

A number of questions remain, including
-Who gets the profits?
-Will Art lend Paul some of his hair?
-Will the Kings of Convenience open?
-Look at them . . .

. . . they're on drugs!

Within financial constraints, of course, I'd like to be there. I'm guessing my father would as well, that should make things easier.