"IT'S AN OUTRAGE!... UP NEXT, PLAYBOY PLAYMATES ON A VERY SPECIAL FEAR FACTOR"

I was gonna blog a little more about the pair of teenage "lesbians" from Russia called t.A.T.u., who have a hit power-dance-pop song of sorts (the sometimes-cute, sometimes-painful, but always repetitious "All The Things She Said"), and who appeared on Leno last night (though the cameras wouldn't show the makeout session they had). But there are more important things about which one could talk, think or blog. So I'll happily leave such a task to Rob Walker of Slate.