LEBRON JAMES HUMMER UPDATE

Star high school basketball player is gifted with a $50,000 Hummer by his mother (please, don't go there). Everyone smells a rat. High schooler gets cleared.

And then he crashes his Hummer.

Well, just backed it into an old lady's car, but when you're hit by a Hummer, at any speed it feels like a crash.

James' Hummer rolled backward and collided with Winston's car, smashing her hood and radiator, Winston told the Cleveland Plain Dealer. She said James hopped out and walked over to her car. He told her that he didn't see her car there, she said.

Even when it just rolls, it smashes a hood and radiator. To me, buying a tank isn't just supporting terrorism, it fuckin is terrorism to the other drivers!

Anyway, teenagers really shouldn't be driving around in cars like that. Nor should adults, or any other responsible citizens of the world.