HOORAY!

The Onion returns after a few weeks off.

You get:

A very coherent piece on Bush's foreign policy,
An explanation for the ongoing downfall of McDonald's, and
An old-earth T-Rex in a young-earth museum!

Don't forget Savage Love while you're there.

Also, is this headline a shot at Dubya?:

Harvard-Educated Texan Not Sure Which Place To Mention First

Sure, Bush was a Texan who received an MBA at Harvard. But there's one problem: Has anyone noticed any evidence whatsoever that Bush was educated there in the slightest?