POLICE DIALING DOWN THE CENTER?

ROCKVILLE, Md. (AP) - In a tantalizing turn in the hunt for the Washington-area sniper, investigators said Monday the killer apparently tried to contact them in a phone call that was too "unclear" to be understood. They pleaded with the person to call back. (full story)

Yeah, it turns out the two guys they nabbed at the station this morning had nothing to do with the sniper, though they shall be deported for immigration violations. (what, no pit-stop at Gitmo?)

Nevertheless, this leaves us free to speculate on the identity of the sniper. Hmm . . . he called the police . . . and now the police are calling back, asking for him to call again. This could mean that the sniper is someone who is highly trained in the use of public telephones...

So we have to ask ourselves, who out there in America has the combination of extreme technical proficiency with payphones, and a clear willingness to repeatedly inflict serious harm on average Americans?

And then it hit me:



So, do I get a reward for this?