"BLOW ME!" . . . "BITE ME!"

The SF Chronicle has been doing good work lately:

She wanted sex. He was too ill and tired. So she bit him and bit him. Later, he died.

That's what police in Modesto said happened to 65-year-old Arthur Pratt, who came home sick and frail from the hospital about a week ago, and his 44- year-old wife Kelli Pratt greeted him at the door.

"Mr. Pratt had physical problems from diabetes, had been in the hospital awhile, and when he got home, his wife 'wanted some,' " said police Sgt. Al Carter. "He couldn't help her out, and she went into a rage and started tearing at his flesh with her teeth, pulling out huge hunks."

The couple tumbled across the floor as Pratt fought to escape from his wife, Carter said, "and he managed to call 911. We have a tape of him screaming while she bites him."

When the police arrived, Arthur Pratt lay bloodied and shivering on the floor. His wife then tried unsuccessfully to bite the officers trying to arrest her, Carter said.

And it goes on like that. Pretty heavy, I must say. However, when reached for comment, Marv Albert was quoted as saying "yesss!"