YOU'RE FIRED!

All future proceeds will go to his defense fund, no doubt.

And if you were ever wondering where Lewis Libby picked up the nickname "Scooter", here's the answer:

Libby's nickname of "Scooter" was given to him by his father who, upon seeing him move quickly across his crib, exclaimed, "He's a scooter!"

And now you know... the rest of the story.