TFM EXCLUSIVE!

Because CNN won't put the numbers on their front page, and Drudge won't float mid-day exit polls, the media has left it up to me.

Here now are special, super-duper-exclusive exit polls from the Democrat primaries going on today in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Florida:

Texas:

Kerry 98
Lyndon Johnson 1
Lyndon LaRouche .1

Louisiana:

Kerry 97
a Crocodile 2
Johnny B Goode 1

Mississippi:

Kerry 99
Huckleberry Finn 1

Florida:

Kerry Pat Buchanan 97
Dan Marino 2
Nader 1

Remember, this is an exclusive! You must credit the Facts Machine!!!