KERRY FBI FILES STOLEN

What's going on here?

The man who uncovered evidence the FBI tailed presidential candidate John Kerry for months in 1971 said some of those files were stolen this week.

Author Gerald Nicosia reported to police Friday that three of the 14 boxes of once-secret FBI files he obtained under the Freedom of Information Act were taken from his Corte Madera home Thursday.

Particular files from the remaining 11 boxes were also taken, Nicosia said, including files containing documents about Kerry that hadn't been reviewed yet by others.

"The three files folders about John Kerry were taken," Nicosia said. "Those revelations are lost now, at least to me."

Hopefully those files will turn up soon. But something tells me that if they do, they will have a lot of badly Photoshopped pictures of Kerry-Fonda trysts in them . . . and I don't necessarily mean Jane.