A SPOTLESS ADMINISTRATION

Rest in peace, Spot.

Presidnt Bush's dog Spot, the 15-year-old English springer spaniel who had remained eager to please despite increasing health troubles, died Saturday. Bush and his wife, Laura, went along with a veterinarian's recommendation to put Spotty, as the longtime Bush family pet was known, to sleep, according to White House spokesman Allen Abney. She had suffered a series of strokes recently, including one this week, he said.

So, Bush had his dog euthanized.

Does Bush even have the slightest care for the sanctity of life? How dare he interfere in God's plan! We'll be waiting for the Kevorkian pardon anytime now. And it's too bad ol' Jeb didn't get a chance to intervene.

We at The Facts Machine are "troubled" by President Bush's lack of respect for the sanctity of life.