DANGIT

The Teresa Heinz-Kerry event at UCSB was cancelled, presumably due to the big rainstorm we're currently enduring.

Okay, the Kerrys split time in Massachusetts, where I'm sure they've braved at least one or two Noreasters. But they can't handle one measely California rainstorm? Obviously, this means Kerry got botox while fingering an intern and an AP reporter at the same time. But you can go ahead and make your own conclusion on the matter.