LIBERAL MEDIA TAKES ADVANTAGE OF GREEN BAY'S THIN SECONDARY

As I had much better things to do, I missed this week's installment of Monday Night Football, where Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb threw a game-winning touchdown to Todd Pinkston with under a minute left to dispatch the Green Bay Packers 17-14.

This ought to add another two or three weeks to Rush's rehab.

First of all, McNabb, who bore the brunt of the racist comments that got Limbaugh fired from Sunday NFL Countdown, performed very well in a clutch situation

Second, the Eagles didn't manage 100 yards on the ground, so Rush can't say the Eagles' backs bailed out Donovan.

Third, Packers RB Ahman Green set the Packers' single-game rushing record with 195 yards, so Rush can't say the Eagles' D bailed out Donovan.

Fourth, McNabb did what he did on Monday Night Football, a program for which Rush had long been desirous (hehe) to do commentary work, though he failed the audition.

And fifth -- this is my favorite -- Donovan McNabb outperformed Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre, who not is not only white, but also a former painkiller addict!!! Damn, it doesn't get any better than this.