MORE SHORTER SAFIRES

Last night I took a stab at the "shorter" form, whittling down today's William Safire to one sentence.

Two more Shorter Safire's hit the blogosphere today.

1. Busy, Busy, Busy (as I predicted):

Accusations of obfuscation are merely meant to divert attention from one's own intention to slander.

2. Dr Squid:

Howard Dean really said what John McCain said he said, although Dean says he didn't say it, and my research proves he didn't really say it the way McCain said Dean said it, but I still say he did say it; therefore Dean is too angry to be president.

Hehe, I got in on the ground floor on this one.

(Again, in case you were wondering, or are phobic to scrolling down or clicking on links, mine last night was "Howard Dean's assertion that a statement of his was taken out of context is lame and Nixonian, provided that certain words are extracted from the statement.")