BUT HOW MUCH BLOW CAN IT DO?

via sadly no, tom tomorrow and atrios, we see this:



says sadly no: "time to check the rapture index"

says tbogg: "holy crap"

says atrios: "doesn't he kinda look like wesley clark?"

says mr tomorrow: "Aaaaugh! My eyes!"

Its best feature? After buying the toy, it disappears for around a year.