DAILY SHOW ON SANTORUM

Just about all of their first segment (Headlines) was spent going after lil' Ricky Santorum's anti-gay comments ("If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything."). Or, posits correspondent Rob Courdry, were they just pro sexual deviance?

"Jon, the GOP has long claimed to have a big tent. Well, Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania just wants to add an area behind the tent where people can go fuck a horse"

hehehehe. Unfortunately, Santorum's "clarification" of his remarks, as reported by Jon Stewart, seems to suggest otherwise:

"I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts"

Ohh! Thank you Senator, I'm glad you cleared th . . . hey, wait a second...