AND IT WOULDN'T BE ABOUT BJ'S EITHER

How bout some real high crimes, baby!

House Judiciary ranking member John Conyers (D-Mich.) assembled more than two-dozen prominent liberal attorneys and legal scholars on Tuesday to mull over articles of impeachment drafted against President Bush by activists seeking to block military action against Saddam Hussein.

Best served cold, I suppose. Aside from impeaching the entire chain of command until, say, Norman Mineta (soon to be played by George Takei on Showtime!), how exactly would it make anything better? Cheney's already the acting president, so basically we'd have the status quo. Also, if Gephardt hadn't fucked up the midterms so badly, this might have actually made it out of committee.

As for me, I have a plan to oust Bush, and it will come to fruition in November of 2004. According to this, Rove is worried about the eventual Dem nominee.

Whoever wins the Democratic presidential nomination will pose a serious challenge to President Bush's re-election bid in 2004, White House political adviser Karl Rove says.

"I think at the end of the day whoever emerges from the Democratic process of selecting a candidate for president will be strong," said Mr. Rove, Mr. Bush's chief campaign strategist. "Nine times out of 10, the process of selecting the presidential candidate strengthens the eventual nominee, not weakens him."

The Washington Times reported Monday that the White House was repressing any talk of the 2004 presidential election until after a resolution of the military showdown with Iraq. But Mr. Rove's remarks in an interview Tuesday indicate that presidential politics is never far from his mind.

That piece comes from the Washington Moonie Times. I was especially entertained by the "BOYCOTT FRANCE" banner at the top of the screen. Again, you're driving and you come to Lafayette Street, what does that mean to you?

I'll be sitting back, chomping on french fries and french toast, watching Third Rock reruns featuring French Stewart. So there. Silly American kiiiinigggits!