TFM HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS #3
Heavy Sarcasm Edition
This looks just like any normal razor.
But NOOOO!
According to the good people of Norelco, this is "James Bond's Shaver of Choice"
Can it fly? Can you shave underwater? Does it shoot missiles? Oh I know! Does it send low-frequency energy waves into your brain in order to steadily supply you with a large library of pithy, double-entendre comebacks? That must be it.
Anyway, that's uh, great. If we go by the movie (and not a good Bond movie was it either), Norelco could market it as "The Razor of Choice for Those Released from Communist North Korea in a Prisoner Exchange With Some Guy With Diamonds In His Face".
Now I'll sit and wait for my free razor.
Heavy Sarcasm Edition
This looks just like any normal razor.
But NOOOO!
According to the good people of Norelco, this is "James Bond's Shaver of Choice"
Can it fly? Can you shave underwater? Does it shoot missiles? Oh I know! Does it send low-frequency energy waves into your brain in order to steadily supply you with a large library of pithy, double-entendre comebacks? That must be it.
Anyway, that's uh, great. If we go by the movie (and not a good Bond movie was it either), Norelco could market it as "The Razor of Choice for Those Released from Communist North Korea in a Prisoner Exchange With Some Guy With Diamonds In His Face".
Now I'll sit and wait for my free razor.
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