From Bush's once-every-several-months press conference:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush answered more than 20 questions at a news conference but ducked the last one with a mischievous wink.

"What did you give your wife?" a reporter asked as the president was leaving the podium Thursday.

First lady Laura Bush celebrated her 56th birthday on Monday and the couple marked their 25th wedding anniversary on Tuesday. The president has been playing coy all week about his choice of gifts.

"Not telling," he said when asked on Tuesday. "Let me just say that I remembered."

Whoa! Slow down! Too much information! I suppose that's one of the few tasks that Dubya's actually capable of completing. It goes on:

Bush's spokesman Ari Fleischer got into the act, too, telling reporters he could not reveal what the president gave his wife. "That's super-duper top secret information," he said.

Ohh, my mistake! He gave her Dick Cheney's energy policy meeting papers.